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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Ealing Common, London W5, where I duplicate CDs and DVDs.
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This one arrived at my inbox today:
Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help, but they would send someone over as soon as they could. I hung up. A minute later I rang again. "Hello," I said, "I called you a minute ago because there were thieves in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them." Withing minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus a helicopter and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers said: "I thought you said you'd shot them." I replied: " I thought you said there was no one available." |
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