terrie
09-05-2006, 02:33 PM
The Washington Post runs something they call the "Style Invitational" contest every week--I'm sure some of you have seen entries before--and this past week, they printed the results of their Limerick contest and one of the winning entries was:
The calligrapher gained his renown
And her turned his whole trade upside down
With a fancy new script
At which somebody quipped,
"Seems we've got a new serif in town!"
(Brendan Beary, © Copyright 1996-2006 The Washington Post Company)
LOL!!!
Another one of his (Beary) won 3rd place but I think it should have been first:
"An allurophobe--ugh", my cats purr.
"Your new girlfriend is worried our fur
Will cause wheezes and hacks
And allergic attacks,
So you shan't cast us Persians on her."
(Brendan Beary, © Copyright 1996-2006 The Washington Post Company)
ROFL!!!! I think it's soooo funny!!!
Note that I'm not sure if they (Brendan Beary??) deliberately misspelled "ailurophobe" (or "aelurophobe") as a play on words but however one spells it, it's someone who either detests cats or has an abnormal fear of them.
To see all the limericks (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/01/AR2006090100402_pf.html)--you may have to register.
Terrie
The calligrapher gained his renown
And her turned his whole trade upside down
With a fancy new script
At which somebody quipped,
"Seems we've got a new serif in town!"
(Brendan Beary, © Copyright 1996-2006 The Washington Post Company)
LOL!!!
Another one of his (Beary) won 3rd place but I think it should have been first:
"An allurophobe--ugh", my cats purr.
"Your new girlfriend is worried our fur
Will cause wheezes and hacks
And allergic attacks,
So you shan't cast us Persians on her."
(Brendan Beary, © Copyright 1996-2006 The Washington Post Company)
ROFL!!!! I think it's soooo funny!!!
Note that I'm not sure if they (Brendan Beary??) deliberately misspelled "ailurophobe" (or "aelurophobe") as a play on words but however one spells it, it's someone who either detests cats or has an abnormal fear of them.
To see all the limericks (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/01/AR2006090100402_pf.html)--you may have to register.
Terrie